{"id":1631,"date":"2010-05-21T06:12:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-21T12:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dreamersink.com\/toons\/?p=1631"},"modified":"2011-04-20T18:03:29","modified_gmt":"2011-04-21T00:03:29","slug":"0585-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dreamersink.com\/toons\/?p=1631","title":{"rendered":"Strip #0585"},"content":{"rendered":"

Now here’s a little story for all of you. I worked with a girl who was having trouble getting her husband in to bed. I asked her what his favorite dessert was, cheesecake, and favorite beverage, beer. So I told her the next time he comes home from work, greet him with a 6-pack and a cheesecake nekked and see what happens. She came to work the next day a little sore. Better result than what happened to Buni.<\/p>\n

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Now here’s a little story for all of you. I worked with a girl who was having trouble getting her husband in to bed. I asked her what his favorite dessert was, cheesecake, and favorite beverage, beer. So I told her the next time he comes home from work, greet him with a 6-pack and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-year-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dreamersink.com\/toons\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dreamersink.com\/toons\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dreamersink.com\/toons\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dreamersink.com\/toons\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dreamersink.com\/toons\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1631"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/dreamersink.com\/toons\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3643,"href":"https:\/\/dreamersink.com\/toons\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1631\/revisions\/3643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dreamersink.com\/toons\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dreamersink.com\/toons\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dreamersink.com\/toons\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}